A little while ago I posted a photo of my recent search history on Instagram and all I could think was… I can explain.
A person’s search history can say a lot about them… or nothing at all, considering that I googled ‘high blood pressure risks’ and my blood pressure is very much normal. Either way, I’m sure everyone has searched some questionable things before, and I’m here to help you feel seen by exposing myself.
He’s 6’5, just in case you were also wondering. The Rock just seems like a very large man and I wanted to know if I was more like a pebble next to him or more like a grain of sand since I’m barely 5’2.
So for those of you that are new here, I’m a natural blonde. After much contemplation (and by much contemplation I mean none at all), I decided to go brunette. Just like blonde hair can turn brassy and yellow, brown hair can turn orange. This was news to me, so when I saw blue shampoo for brunettes I was very intrigued. The blue cancels out the orange, because color theory, so you’re left with cool chocolatey brown hair.
I’m going to London at the end of this month and I’ve been compiling a list of all of the vegan places that I have to hit up. A lot of you probably don’t know this but I’m actually an amateur professional food critic, and there are few things in this world that I love more than ice cream. I have to know if London can satisfy my needs when it comes to these important matters.
I get war flashbacks thinking about that one summer where cicadas took over New Jersey. I just wanted to know when the next time I needed to fear for my life would be.
Something you’ll very quickly notice about me if you follow me on Instagram is that I never have normal nails. I literally couldn’t even tell you when the last time I had just one solid color on my nails was. My next idea was to have one lavender hand with the eggplant emoji on it, and one peach hand with the peach emoji on it. Please do not question my decisions.
So that’s my recent search history, let me know what yours contains of. This is a judgment free zone and I promise I won’t question why you wanted to know what time John Stamos was born.
A great article
thank you! xx